My Mini Chainsaw

I love being on the road with Biceps, but I also love being at home-especially during the springtime.
I get to be outside and take care of my yard. There’s something about smelling my own fresh cut grass, instead of smelling the grass at the hotel or the truck stop.
Sometimes, you don’t want to smell that grass.

One of my favorite yardy-type things to do is to break out this little lady-my mini-chainsaw. I really want a bigger one, but I think Biceps is scared of what I might do to our yard if I owned one. So, little Mini will do.


Safety first. Mini’s blade was a little lose, as you can see here.


On little Mini, first you loosen the blade by using a socket wrench on these two bolts that are sticking out and then you pull the center black metal piece out to tighten up the blade.


Check to make sure you have plenty of ‘bar oil’. I checked and I did.
Now, it’s time for Mini and I to do some killin’.


I recommend you pose like this before you attack anything.
It’s very intimidating.


This pose will allow your victim to prepare itself for impending death. I recommend doing this, also.


Die, sucker, die!
Oh, you’re already dead…hm…


My little Mini is rather sassy. I have no idea where she gets it from…


…no idea at all.


No one messes with me. No one messes with Mini.
I am tough. Hear me roar.

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