I loathe baby showers…

I have been subjected to (tortured at) many a shower. Whether it’s a bridal or baby, it’s all the same to me. You are cornered in a room full of people you don’t know, eating on tiny plates and talking about the only thing you have in common-the host.

 
Baby poop
Men don’t realize this, but as a woman, you are subjected to all sorts of horrors–disguised in pink and yellow decor, along with mandated group responses of “oohs and ahhs” for the 10th time over a pair of tiny socks. AND-you must play games like “sniff the diaper”, and pretend you are having a great time.

 

Nacho
All I want to do is pile my plate really high with more food, take off my high heels and laugh (snort) with someone that thinks Nacho Libre is one of the best cinematic presentations ever.

 

Old Ladies
However, I’m usually wedged in between Aunt Ethel and Grandma Betty and the last movie they viewed at the “movie house” involved Robert Redford’s first starring role. So, I sit back and relax and carefully dip my celery stick into the unnamed dip. And I try to go unnoticed as I pick that horrible celery stringy thing from my teeth.

So, that’s why I did this.

 

Front-Baby Shower
This is our baby shower invitation. And it has received mixed reviews. (As do most things that I put out there for the world to see.)

I will promise you this-there will be no games at our baby shower. There will be no sniffing of diapers. No clothes pins. No pacifier exchange. No frou-frou decor.

But, there will be food-and lots of it-on giant plates. There will also be men present at our Co-Ed shower. There will be no belly measuring, no guessing of the baby names, and no forced oohing and ahhing.

Is that wrong?

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4 Responses to "I loathe baby showers…"

  1. Mom says:

    Not wrong.. Sounds like fun. I will be there but will not wear prison attire.

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  2. Janice says:

    Everyone is going to have a great time! I can’t wait to read all about it!:)

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  3. Haley says:

    I completely understand, which is why when planing my friends baby shower a while ago the only games I planed was to bring Apples to Apples with a few inserted cards and ceramic angels. My friend hates cheesy ceramic angels, so the game was for her to take her pregnant frustrations out on them and smash them. Then we ate pot stickers and pizza.

    I also had someone create gindhouse baby monsters as “decore”.

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  4. Christy Wood says:

    You are so completely cool!!

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