Last week, I was once again asked to be a guest on Great Day, Green Country. This time, I shared my Homemade Laundry Soap. You can see the live video of my dorkiness here, if you want to.
After three times of being a guest on the show, I think I got the cob out. If you know what I mean.
I did need to primp a little beforehand, making sure there weren’t any boogers or any lipstick on the chompers.
After laboring over the setup, while wearing really cute shoes, I was ready. And this is what was going through my head.
“Am I ready? Does this look right?”
“I don’t know. But my shoes are really cute.”
“Nope, it doesn’t look right. I’d better fix it. I am the master fixer. Hi-yah! I am ninja quick!”
“Cute, cute, cute. This looks cute. I like to make things cute. La da da da. La da da da.”
“Yep. This looks good. I should have gone with the anti-perspirant rather than the plain ‘ol deodorant. Keep the arms out and let the air flow.”
After everything was settled, all heck broke loose. And I decided my recycled Vodka bottle now containing my Laundry Softener was a photo op waiting to happen.
Yep, I’m a dork.
And then the camera’s began to roll and my heart skipped several beats and I began to sweat and sweat and sweat….But, I think the cob was finally removed-if you know what I mean.
They’ve asked me back again-I hope I can be even more relaxed and cob-less. Lord willin’ and the Creeks don’t rise.