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My Fairly Normal Parents and the Christmas Tree

I have fairly normal parents.
If they were more normal, then I might have had a better chance at not being so weird.
Alas, those are the cards that I have been dealt.
And so, I am weird.

I’m pretty happy with those cards-I like my fairly normal parents.
On a recent tour, Biceps and I were in my parent’s hometown.


Once again, they exhibited signs of weirdness; confirming my suspicions as to why I am so weird.


From across the park, Biceps and I watched as my fairly normal parents investigated the structure of the downtown Christmas tree.


My fairly normal mother realized she was being watched, inviting us over to join them.


Of course, we obliged.
Let’s be honest-Biceps and I were just as curious as my ‘fairly normal parents’ about the tree. We just like to watch from afar and tease a bit first. It’s what we do.
We love you, Mom and Dad. Even if you are weird.

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