Did you know? Get to know Potholes….

You may be a relatively new reader here at Potholes and Pantyhose. Or, you may have suffered with me through the Iweb times. Or, you may be here for the first time and wondered what the heck you were doing here.

You may have decided you wanted to create me…

 


…married me, grew up with me, go to church with me or have never met me (much to your benefit, I’m sure). But, here you are, reading about me, learning who this weirdo is, as if I matter.

But, there are a few things you may not know about me or my life. And, maybe after this post, wished you didn’t know. Just in case you want to feel a little more normal today, did you know that:

 


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The sound of a crow cawing makes me sad.

Click on the “Photo Source” to hear the sound for yourself. You be the judge. Happy or sad?

 


My husband has an altar ego on myspace (of all ridiculous places) named “KrunkTymeK“.

 


We had a house that blew up.

 


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If attending a large function, I tend to color coordinate people-meaning I rearrange people in my mind so that they “match” their surroundings. Thus the reason I tend to sit on the first or second row in order to not be distracted by my freakishness.

 


I am licensed to drive one of these, and did so for David Copperfield (yes, the magician with gigantic eyebows), the Flaming Lips and other “famous” people. They all still have morning breath just like the rest of us.

 


We were told that Cowboy was a “Cowgirl” until we went to get “her” fixed. God rest his/her soul.

 

 


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I almost died choking on one of these when I was a stupid kid.

 


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And last, but certainly not least, clowns freak me out for obvious reasons. I mean, seriously. Come on.

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4 Responses to "Did you know? Get to know Potholes…."

  1. Janice says:

    Hey! Rebekah – Being the old “helicopter mom” that I am, the ” we had a house that blew up” segment will be sticking w/ me for quite some time! I’m sure I would have been right by Kayle’s mom w/ the tissues!:)
    I still have no sign of Malabar Spinach – how about you?

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    • Rebekah says:

      Janice-
      The Malabar Spinach is still lying dormant. My other spinach has tiny little tops to it, as does the lettuce you sent along my way. I’m sure I will be posting about the garden as it grows. You’ll get to see all of your seeds in action.

      Thanks again! I had so much fun planting everything-now if it will just stinkin’ grow!!!!

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  2. Gwen says:

    Um…yes to the freaky clowns..they freak me out, too…

    I’m a weirdo…but I’ve never had a FREAKIN’ HOUSE BLOW UP ON ME!!!

    What’s MySpace?

    I stuck a pea up my nose when I was four…I was smart enough not to eat washers though…

    Yes, my friend, you may be a weirdo, but you are not alone in your weirdness… so glad to know these little extra weirdo things about you…

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    • Rebekah says:

      Gwen-you are hilarious. I know, MySpace?! Remember when that was the cool thing to do? Ah, the 90′s…
      And, it’s always a pleasure to reveal my weirdness. Keeps me humble….

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